February 2012
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i know i said i didn’t care but ugh rooney should have won
i don’t really care much about best actress since the person who should have won wasn’t even nominated
i love jean dujardin
oscar winner dean pelton
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one of the internships im applying for is like “tweet @ us to tell us why you’re the ideal candidate!!” because it’s all like social media and shit but if i tweet then a) they’ll see my username is hipsturscum (i could change that but i don’t want to) and b) they’ll see all the dumb shit i tweet. basically everything i tweet is a complaint. BUT if i...
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pleasedonttouchthat asked: Alright, Brian, if that is your real name. 7, 21, 39
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motoroladroid:
After 5 hours of strenuous, sweaty, labor, a woman finally gives birth. Her red, crying face smiles weakly as the doctor presents her child to her. “Congratulations, he’s a boy!” says the doctor.
The woman sits up suddenly, her soaked hair falling over her shoulders. “YOU CISSEXIST PIECE OF SHIT!” she screams at the doctor. “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE’S A BOY? HOW THE HELL DO...
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avatarlily replied to your post: 16 and 35.
:o jealous @ straylight run. i think i been to like.. 5 cobra starship concerts goddamn MAYBE I SAW YOU AGAIN!
lol well cobra starship played at like 3 different bamboozle/warped tours. aaand straylight run was once my favorite band <333333 seen them twice
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zurrah asked: 16 and 35.
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TSAMINA MINA EH EH WAKA WAKA EH EH TSAMINA MINA ZANGALEWA THIS TIME FOR AFRICA
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my friend who is not white just played the word “HONKEYS” against me in words with friends
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i am behind on 7 hours worth of tv.
i have little work to do tonight
do you know what that means
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