hey my name is Brian, i’m a senior (wtf) at Brown University. my tumblr consists of good tv shows, good music, and occasionally me whining about life. say hi! var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-31623852-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @hipsturscum)http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/516d2f9dd28c33ba84ef369bb63185d8/tumblr_ml9eazK1Va1qld6vgo1_250.png"/><br/><br/>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51366043768http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51366043768Sun, 26 May 2013 02:28:53 -0400same tbh<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/p-nGclI4SVs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>RELEVANT TO MY LIFE RIGHT NOW</p>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51365392965http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51365392965Sun, 26 May 2013 02:15:08 -0400<p><a href="http://baetles.tumblr.com/post/51363066881/benedict-cumberbatch-looks-a-sim-that-someone-made" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">baetles</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>benedict cumberbatch looks a sim that someone made as a joke</p></blockquote>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51363395905http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51363395905Sun, 26 May 2013 01:35:57 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rneerkat.tumblr.com/post/51116288548/rneerkat-how-do-u-address-the-meme-king-u" target="_blank">rneerkat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rneerkat.tumblr.com/post/51116277027/how-do-u-address-the-meme-king" target="_blank">rneerkat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how do u address the meme king </p> </blockquote> <p>u madjesty</p> </blockquote>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51274904081http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51274904081Fri, 24 May 2013 23:20:36 -0400i am in pain<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26rcmAmnu1qk54u7o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26rcmAmnu1qk54u7o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26rcmAmnu1qk54u7o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26rcmAmnu1qk54u7o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51245409838http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51245409838Fri, 24 May 2013 16:13:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f693fc41daa898d33cbe2bf1c814cef3/tumblr_mm149c0P4A1snpgkvo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d722bc593f62987f7ea27aff9b743a30/tumblr_mm149c0P4A1snpgkvo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2354325f4ad91e5b669efa628c56faf7/tumblr_mm149c0P4A1snpgkvo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5414eeba19989ee017751db34045d42d/tumblr_mm149c0P4A1snpgkvo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51244689433http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51244689433Fri, 24 May 2013 16:02:55 -0400i am dennisor at least i used to be before this year<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4v2j0JqY1romo46o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theseawasspooky.tumblr.com/post/33054138571/my-friend-came-back-from-the-uk-today-this-is-the" target="_blank">theseawasspooky</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took</p> </blockquote>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51244479959http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51244479959Fri, 24 May 2013 16:00:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1f0f5c29ce278eb057855b932af5f63/tumblr_mibxxpIOZE1rejsa3o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d62b744455743e52b26e01be529d54c/tumblr_mibxxpIOZE1rejsa3o2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51244388480http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51244388480Fri, 24 May 2013 15:58:39 -0400same<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aae34ff4240d4ea72c7624ff5db24eb7/tumblr_mjl3gknTM41qc8axpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51211649845http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51211649845Fri, 24 May 2013 03:15:25 -0400omghttp://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51210985612http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51210985612Fri, 24 May 2013 02:55:02 -0400I WISH EVERYONE WOULD DIE AND I WOULD BE THE LAST PERSON ALIVE ON THIS FUCKING PLANET<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/994f864313bbb49544924708a692c8da/tumblr_mgnf86WY591qzh4goo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://basicwitches.tumblr.com/post/40577026070/benedict-cumberbatch-luring-a-young-girl-into-his" target="_blank">basicwitches</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>benedict cumberbatch luring a young girl into his clutches </p> </blockquote>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51167916321http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51167916321Thu, 23 May 2013 16:04:59 -0400<p>because i don’t find anything offensive you retarded faggot</p>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51127390725http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51127390725Thu, 23 May 2013 00:25:47 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pizza.tumblr.com/post/51057444776" target="_blank">pizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*</p> </blockquote>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51115912439http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51115912439Wed, 22 May 2013 21:49:08 -0400omgyes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5048362ec35dc9a9dfb25d7473b10117/tumblr_mjq44osmRI1qzbo4vo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://muttfromthemitt.tumblr.com/post/47073196801/ive-been-waiting-to-scroll-past-this-on-my-dash" target="_blank">muttfromthemitt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>I’ve been waiting to scroll past this on my dash for months</span></p> </blockquote>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51055958180http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51055958180Wed, 22 May 2013 03:08:05 -0400i actually love this commercial<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://earthnation.tumblr.com/post/51026051469/deodrant-deodrant-what-do-u-put-in-a" target="_blank">earthnation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deodrant.tumblr.com/post/51025992617/deodrant-what-do-u-put-in-a-toaster-bread" target="_blank">deodrant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deodrant.tumblr.com/post/51025947360/what-do-u-put-in-a-toaster" target="_blank">deodrant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what do u put in a toaster </p> </blockquote> <p>bread</p> </blockquote> <p>this isnt even a joke</p> </blockquote>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51050516661http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51050516661Wed, 22 May 2013 01:01:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5otxdR9tK1ryask3o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7273204efbf221b56ffd70e769fce489/tumblr_m5otxdR9tK1ryask3o2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51050449621http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51050449621Wed, 22 May 2013 01:00:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d49d84577858f7c41e25fae4f5a9ab3/tumblr_mn55yqeEIa1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/50983390091/hes-tripping-on-acid" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">niknak79</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>He’s tripping on acid</p></blockquote>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51040274491http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51040274491Tue, 21 May 2013 22:33:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d846438cbd2717727ff1b8a8322e1230/tumblr_mex6jdq4LG1qkh614o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/585ebbc0f3aa4f5dd6e6c897d78bb0f0/tumblr_mex6jdq4LG1qkh614o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/72dd10a05c0e978c51dd04d2658363d1/tumblr_mex6jdq4LG1qkh614o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b1dcf469a107277aa89f49b31b164ba/tumblr_mex6jdq4LG1qkh614o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><div> <blockquote> <p><em>“Absolutely.”</em></p> </blockquote> </div>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51013512556http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/51013512556Tue, 21 May 2013 16:55:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8ac7672134105096e89649489202a90e/tumblr_mmx88bHmg61qh0b3jo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b8343f515bf38d787556da49983ee82d/tumblr_mmx88bHmg61qh0b3jo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33b0f4793582d68a75156b994ec7d500/tumblr_mmx88bHmg61qh0b3jo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c6fe892f2e628a5d2f4cf1408e0a5d5e/tumblr_mmx88bHmg61qh0b3jo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/50982062453http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/50982062453Tue, 21 May 2013 06:59:32 -0400Drunk bitch at bar: I'm from New York! Where are you from??<br /> Me: I'm from New York too...what part?<br /> Drunk bitch: Wait like I'm from New York CITY...like i hate when people say they're from New York and then they're like "yeah i'm from buffalo"<br /> Me: Yeah me too, so what part of the city are you from?<br /> Drunk bitch: I'm from Westchester.http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/50973286802http://hipsturscum.tumblr.com/post/50973286802Tue, 21 May 2013 02:16:19 -0400THAT'S NOT NEW YORK CITYHOW ARE YOU SO RETARDEDUGHNO ONE WILL GET THIS BUT UGH