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hey my name is Brian, and i just recently graduated from Brown. my tumblr consists of good tv shows, good music, and occasionally me whining about life. say hi!

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andwechangedkey asked: prime number below 100, excluding those ending in a 1 or 3. and also feel free to not post 2. thanks

this is so complicated.

2-Post a picture of yourself.

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this is from new years eve. i have a double chin.

5-How old are you?

2x11

7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality:

pisces. ummm….i think we’re supposed to be sensitive, so i’ll say yes, but i don’t actually know

17-Say 8 facts about your body:

8????? ugh fuck you.

1. i have one (1) penis. it is beautiful.
2. i have two (2) ears. one of them is severely disabled, though.
3. i have two (2) eyes. they are blue. 
4. i have two (2) arms. they are very skinny.
5. i am sixty-nine (69 ;)) inches tall. that is average.
6. i weigh slightly less than one hundred forty (140) pounds. i guess that is pretty average too.
7. i have one (1) butt. it’s fantastic.
8. i have zero (0) muscles. oops.

19-Do you have any piercings?

nope, and i doubt i ever will

29-What would you say is your best quality?

just one???? i mean i’m so amazing how can i possibly just choose one best quality????? ugh idk it’s so lame and dumb but i’ll say my intelligence?? or more specifically, my memory? it’s really good yo

37-What is your ideal bed? Why?

one with you in it babydoll ;). just kidding, idk, i’ve always had a twin bed so anytime i’m in a bed bigger than that it’s like an amazing treat. really any bed that isn’t a twin is ideal.

47-Have you ever had an imaginary friend?

yes! when i was younger i had one whose name was “no table.” i’m pretty sure he was not a table but i don’t really remember. either that or he didn’t have a table. 

59-Five weird things that you like:

1. you. i mean ew is there anyone weirder?
2. typing in only lower-case letters
3. using excessive punctuation???????? ……idk
4. facebook stickers
5. cole slaw

67-5 things you want to change:

1. the world. LOL jk idk this question is dumb. i’d like a new hairstyle but my hair is so stubborn it could never do anything nice and i wouldn’t want to struggle with it for an hour every morning to make it how i like
2. umm i mean i guess i’d like a nicer body but i’m not gonna actually work to change that…
3. i want to go back in time and change the cancellations of the oc and happy endings and don’t trust the b in apartment 23. and by change, i mean erase. 
4. on a similar note, i want to change the fact that tv shows like the big bang theory and glee are allowed to be on the air
5. i want to change everyone on tumblr because i hate this website

79-You favorite ice cream?

usually just any oreo/cookies and cream one. though lately i’ve been eating the ice cream with girl scout thin mint cookies in it and UNF

89-What’s your favorite television show?

omg like of all time???? the oc obviously but breaking bad is probably the best. of currently airing shows? maybe game of thrones? some loves gotta go to shameless though. and i’m currently binge-watching every season of the good wife

97-Say 7 facts about your childhood:

1. i’ve lived in the same house all my life
2. i hung out with this kid who lives around the corner but now he writes that i was a sissy with an attitude
3. i was in catholic school for pre-k and kindergarten
4. after that i was in really good schools forever. gifted program for grades 1-6, top public high school in the country for 7-12, and ivy league for college. i haven’t interacted with stupid people in so long
5. even though i live in queens (which is in nyc) i literally NEVER went into the city as a kid. i don’t think i took the subway until i started going to school in manhattan in 7th grade. 
6. i loved rollerblading. so gay.
7. i was on tee-ball but then i quit because i preferred staying home and watching rugrats. i wonder sometimes if my life would’ve been any different if i had stuck with it and went on to little league and such.

i want to make this my profile picture but people on facebook are asleep already so it’ll get like zero likes :(

i want to make this my profile picture but people on facebook are asleep already so it’ll get like zero likes :(

this is what you miss out on if we’re not snapchat buddies

this is what you miss out on if we’re not snapchat buddies

would u hiar me plz

would u hiar me plz

aren’t my girlfriend and i cute??

aren’t my girlfriend and i cute??

all the cool kids were doing it so i took a picture with my graduation cap too

all the cool kids were doing it so i took a picture with my graduation cap too

i’m starting to think i may have too many striped articles of clothing

i’m starting to think i may have too many striped articles of clothing

i’m watching you

i’m watching you

pleasedonttouchthat:

Horizontal stripes @brianpupplo

why did you write @brianpupplo THIS ISN’T INSTAGRAM GAWD

pleasedonttouchthat:

Horizontal stripes @brianpupplo

why did you write @brianpupplo THIS ISN’T INSTAGRAM GAWD

me and some loser

me and some loser